Disclaimer
by WHO on Jan-1-1999

Dear Visitors:

First of all, I’d just like to say, “Welcome to Hell!” You can refer to me as ‘WHO’ and I’ll be your tour guide on this lovely trip of chaos, bitterness, and self-righteousness that is my life. O.K., that was a minor exaggeration…I’m not THAT bitter. But what I should tell you is that I’m a very sarcastic person by nature. If you are the uppity type that offends easily, this site may not be the place for you. It contains material that is not the most ‘politically correct,’ nor will it ever. I write solely because it calms me, entertains me, and keeps me sane. If I have to worry that every time I say the word ‘Homo’ it’s going to piss someone off, then that defeats the purpose.

For those of you who are wondering: I am not a morbid, bitchy, racist. I am just a bitch, thank you! But I am one of the most tolerant bitches you will ever come across. I honestly believe that everyone is created equal…regardless of race, religion, sex, or sexual preference. Following this logic, I’d just like to say that I hate everyone EQUALLY. Isn’t America great?

Everything you find here is authored by me unless specifically stated otherwise! I have a few sections reserved for a couple of friends of mine. If you have a problem with anything they have to say, let THEM know. Don’t email me asking me to take them off the site, because I just won’t do it! They amuse the hell out of me and remember when I said this site was created mainly for my amusement? I advise you to email them with questions or concerns regarding their beliefs. Knowing them, they’d get off on it.

Furthermore, any email you may send me becomes property of truthhurts.org and may be published in full or in part any way I see fit. I also reserve the right to include your email address should the mood strike me. So if you fear public humiliation at the hands of a Bitch Goddess, keep your trap shut. It’s that simple.

So once again let me say, “Welcome”. I hope this site inspires you, gets you motivated, or in the very least makes you laugh. If it doesn’t do any of the above, ask yourself this question: “What, exactly, is missing in my life that causes me to surf the Internet looking at shit I don’t like? Why am I that pathetic?”



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