Your Price: $15.00
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Be sure to include your mailing address in the "comments" box. Also include what size t-shirt you want. S, M, L, XL, 2XL are available.
Or, feel free to snail mail a BLANK money order for $15 to:
P.O. Box 1364
Kent, OH 44240
Be sure to state what size shirt you need and where you'd like me to mail it. Make sure your handwriting is LEGIBLE. If I can't read your handwriting, I will send you the old hair out of my hairbrush. Non refundable too, baby.
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